John Mortimer Quotes

Writing about the indignities of old age: the daunting stairway to the restaurant restroom, the bene...

Check-ups are, in my experience, a grave mistake; all they do is allow the quack of your choice to t...

She felt a tightness in her chest and sent for Dr Simcox.'What's the trouble?''Look out there, that'...

A hundred pounds! He couldn't remember ever having seen a hundred pounds, all at one time. He found ...

I suppose that writers should, in a way, feel flattered by the censorship laws. They show a primitiv...

lIf someone tries to steal your watch, by all means fight them off. If someone sues you for your wat...

I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an...